hey! i just noticed i'm almost at 10,000 views (whut? why? i have no idea...) but if anyone grabs it, i may bestow fabulous prizes. or not, i dunno.

i do these SO HARD.

If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 50 things about your friends, and let them learn 50 things about you!

1. Height/weight?
6'/heavier than you.

2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
smoked? are you crazy? all the cool kids are shooting up.

3. Do you own a gun?
i own THE gun. i mean, it's plastic, but hey.

5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"?
parents love me. i hate everyone. so, you know, not really.

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
as an exclamation of astonishment from the 1930's, i think it's great. as a food, not so much.

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
I hate Christmas. (same answer! also: i hate christmas music! notable exceptions include anything written before 1800, or by WHAM.)

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
tea, 100% of the time and always caffeinated. it must be noted that the only morning i ever see is the one i stay up until...

10. Is your bathroom clean?
it would be if it weren't full of wigs.

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
hmm. i like a lot of my stuff, but i dunno if i have a favourite. my collection of silver bracelets, probably, or my amber earrings, or vintage turquoise necklace/earrings i got from my grandma. also, the silver hoops i've had in my second ear piercings for about 12 years now. also, my rosary. shit, for someone who doesn't wear jewelry i have an awful lot.

12. Do you like painkillers?
like? LOVE. NEED. they are my only friends, yet even they cannot kill this pain in my heart......

14. Do you have A.D.D.?
I dunno, may- OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?! OMG IT'S MY ANSWER IT IS THE SAME AS THE ONE ARRICIA HAD HEY look at what i just found on youtube!

16. Middle Name?
Elaine. booooring. it does not register as my name at all, i had to think about it for a second.

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment...:
1. it is cold in here
2. cosfu?
3. why am i thinking about gay lawyers?
4. i hate odd numbers

18. Name the last 3 things you have bought:
apparently, Stewie Griffin boxers. WTF, walmart?
frikkin' discount xmas ornaments!
EL wire!

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink
sweet tea
green tea
power c vitamin water

22. Current worry?
my joooooooooooooooobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb : (

23. Current hate?
see above.

24. Favorite place to be?
bed.

25. Least favorite place to be?
work.

26. Do you miss anyone?
yes but i'm not telling who.

27. Do you own slippers?
no i barely wear shoes why would i wear slippers?

28. What shirt are you wearing?
a lucky tee shirt and a kid's christian skateboarding sweatshirt.

29. Do you burn or tan?
tan, if anything. i may be solid white, but my skin's natural SPF is like, 150.

30. Favorite color(s)?
black, silver, grey, blue-green, black.

31. Would you be a pirate?
hells yes i would! in fact, i already am. HA!

32. Shower singing?
shower, kitchen, living room, in public, in my car, at work, in my sleep...

34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Hands coming up from the side of the bed,(oh god me too! all limbs must be securely ON the bed at all times, nothing can hang over the edge...) also, open closet doors. (not anything from the closet, the closet itself. i still close every door before i go to bed.)

35. What's in your pockets right now?
ha ha, i'm not wearing any pants.

36. List one thing that made you laugh?
"i don't like any of these houses."

37. Favorite bed sheets as a child?
my mom's blue daisy sheet from college. i still have it, too.

38. Worst injury you've ever had?
dislocating my knee when i was 14. it doesn't sound too bad, but 12 years later, it still goes out and/or locks up on a regular basis. also, appendicitis. hooray for imminent death!

39. Favorite song?
this changes from hour to hour, literally. i can't even name a favourite band/artist.

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
2. plus my computer, which is used waaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy more often.

41. Who is your loudest friend?
hard one. Nessa laughs the loudest but no one is as loud as my family...

42. Who is your most silent friend?
um. uuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. hmm. Libby?

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
man i wish.

44. Do you wish on shooting stars?
naw, i RIDE on shooting star.

45. What is your favorite book?
Good Omens. (woo same answer!!!!11)

46. What's your favorite candy?
it's a tie between "i don't like sweet things," dark chocolate, and sour things. i hate gummy bears, though.

47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
NIN, "We're in this Together" of course. i like mixing my desperation with sarcasm.

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
both Guns'n'Roses' "November Rain" and MCR's "Helena." the obvious choices, i should think.

49. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
watching Tropic Thunder with Vanessa. by watching, i mean "distracting her from watching while i looked at the internet."

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
OH HOLY SHIT I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AT WORK FIVE MINUTES AGO! (hits snooze button.)